Saturday, 9 February 2008

YUNG BERG & REPPIN NIGERIA WORD!


SEXY LADY is my song! Go get ur lean on shawty bring it back.. yup I seem to love anything thats got the word shawty in it, Berg met DMX when he was 15 and he impressed Dark man so much he signed him up but he was a kid and hez folks had a fall out with the company and sent his ass to boarding school to get some education(Im thinking their RICH?) Anyhoo while he was in school he worked with Eve and some oda peeps and he eventually formed his own company...peep this: YUNG BOSSES! Hez album is called almost famous and the radio killer is SEXY LADY! Tres Fab!

Nigerian Music is sooo hot and some of the finest men come from dea, so this week the Child will bring you two of them. The most popular outta them at the mo' is a fella called Tuface Idibia, he has the makings of a rapstar: good looks, baby mama drama, gunshots(yeah hez been robbed a couple of times and shot at) and a broken Mobo award. But this aint about TUFACE coz lawd knows he gets enuff pr on his own. This is about FAZE.
FAZE belonged to a nigerian pop group called Plantation Boiz, but they split up in 2004. He realeased a single in 2004 about the break up called FAZE ALONE but it didnt make it as a RADIO KILLER, till 2007!!!! Hez debut album FACE 2 FACE (yes I know, hez and Keysha Cole need to talk about variety of titles available) had a phenomenal hit KOLOMENTAL aldo ud probably have to be nigerian to understand what hez on about, but it will move u to the dance floor coz music has no language! The Video isnt too good but this Kid is just starting out so give him time. The entire album is a killer! KOKODIPO is anoda HOT joint and DO GOOD. Every song is a mix of english,pidgin and his native language Ibo.He alledging is being signed to KONVICT MUSIC, and Y'all know AKON is a hit maker so expect FAZE to kill the airwave in a radio station next to u soon! REMEBA THE NAME - FAZE!

NIGERIAN MUSIC IS HOT, I AINT EVEN TRIPPIN! Ok was gonna tell u bout my darlin MR.OLU but im kinda tired, so till next tyme! MUSIC CHILD OUT!
BTW IM NIGERIAN, so this is kinda a shameless plug but I loves my country and its music!

CHRIS, ALICIA FUGS AND RADIO KILLER!

Good lawd, its almost been a month, Im sawry but the Child was like seriously sick men! lol! But back to the music as the annoying Rhianna chants, PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC! Must tell u bout my day job someday....

Ok first off, Chris Brown. An absolute cutie if ur still 15, nevertheless this boy can carry a tune. He was recently in the press coz he and the DREAM(shawty is a10 dude?) had lil brawl in public about this song.....yep Bed by J.Holiday was sup to be meant for him or so he claimed and DREAM sold it to J.Holiday and it was a massive hit last year! But Im not tell yall bout the beef coz its too old. Tonight Im listen to 'SAY GOODBYE'. Great great break up song and I plan to use the lyrics,lol! Im not joking tho'. If u haven't heard it (meaning u live in fraggle rock or ur over 40,lol! Im kidding ova 40's) hit the link and say goodbye to some1!
R u a fraggle? ASK URSELF....

Up next, Alicia Keys. Ok can I just say that Alicia needs to hire a stylist. Her ass needs to stop the ryde or die chick look, its gettin old plus she can afford a lil Cavalli now. Was alright when she won her first grammy and she thanked her moms 'for holding her down' and crucial keys 'for holding her down' LOL, we were all like damn...chick is fione but she sure is ghetto! aint nuthin rong with abit of ghetto but when u fine u fine!Lol! (WHAT AM I SAYING THE WHOLE WORLD SAY THESE UNFORTUNATE ZEBRA PANTS) Look at this and tell me im lying
LOL,OK this isnt her, but she didnt look that different! I hate the song 'NO ONE' yes I said it, I cant stand it, mostly cause of the organ in it,lol! But my favorite Keys Album is 'SONGS IN A MINOR'.
Anyway bottom line, girlfriend is Fine but cant dress herself for shit so she NEEDS a stylist! I MEAN THIS ALICIA no beef coz Iloves u xxxxx


I said I'd tell u bout the DREAM, never got round to it. So b4 feb ends lets see. The Dream has been around for ages, he was married to Nivea(remba her?where is she?)

And he wrote some hot tracks for her, he also wrote alot for B2K,3LW and Mya(all of blessed memory,lol!) then he wrote the monster RADIO KILLER hit for summer 07 'UMBRELLA' (which he allegdedly wrote in 10minutes! Right!) and decided he could also run shit(popularly known as a Neyo moment,lol!), he moved to the limelight. Shawty is a 10, reached numero 6 on the Billboards and its numero uno on the Child's hitlist. He has another single called Falsetto... hmm I wunt say nuffink bout that joint coz it aint good what Im thinking....


The Child is being a bitch today,lol! I be back to being sweet 2mrw, Ciao Bella!